I had a girlfriend who was altruistic to the core.
If you didn’t help someone, the day was in vain.
Once we were walking down the street in winter and she saw a homeless man.
The homeless man was sitting at the parapet and drinking vodka.
She came up to him and said: — Man, do you understand that this will not warm you, but only make it worse!?
To which the homeless man answers her: -And I’m not warming up. I just love to drink!